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Also known as the ‘Vickie Mendoza Diagonal.’ This girl I dated. Thus, if she’s *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot.

“A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot.

“I think tonight is going to be de - wait for it - lightful.”.

#Scary barney movie

“The killer in a horror movie does not stand in front of the camp cabins with a bullhorn and shout, ‘Attention, unguarded teens! At 3:00 I will jump out of that closet and hack you to death with a machete.“Attention, Canada! My name is Barney Stinson, and your country needs to A, get better money, it’s like you want us to make fun of you and B, stop letting women like Robin Scherbatsky get away, because she is going back to America, where I plan to plant my flag on her, if you know what I mean, and you probably don’t.”.The only time I want to hear you saying ‘The One’ is if it’s followed by the word ‘hundredth.'” Do not tell me you’re going to start searching for ‘The One’ again. “One of the twenty-four similarities between girls and fish is that they’re both attracted to shiny objects.Exceptions: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.” Well, that and my own operational Death Star.” “I’ve been dreaming of that since I was five.

#Scary barney crack

You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.” “Look, our forefathers died for the ‘pursuit of happiness,’ okay? Not for the ‘sit around and wait of happiness.’ Now if you want, we can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people every day or you can lick the Liberty Bell.She’ll never find her way back and there she is!” “The girl from last night, I took her back to my place, then this morning spun her around a couple of times and sent her walking.“Don’t say you’re gonna kill someone in front of airport security.Do you want to see over 100 Barney Stinson quotes in one place? Challenge accepted. Yes, he was pretty slimy for a while and you probably wouldn’t want to date him, but he had the best one-liners, funniest pick up lines, and deep down inside had a heart of gold - not to mention some killer suits. How I Met Your Mother was a great show, but indisputably the best character in the ensemble cast was Neil Patrick Harris’s Barney Stinson.